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  1. 590
    Security Fiction

    Left my OpenAI key in a public GitHub repo for 11 minutes. That was enough.

    Classic rookie mistake, I know. I KNOW. I was pushing a quick prototype to GitHub to share with a friend. I hardcoded my OpenAI API key in a config file. I realized my mistake abo…

  2. 521
    Prompts Fiction

    Used a 10-page system prompt for a chatbot that just needed to say "store hours are 9-5"

    Client wanted a chatbot for their bakery website. Simple use case: answer questions about opening hours, location, and the menu. I went full enterprise mode. I wrote a 2,000-word …

  3. 445
    Prompts Fiction

    Spent 3 weeks and ~$800 prompt-engineering a classifier. A regex would have worked.

    Story time. I joined a startup and my first task was to classify support tickets into 12 categories. I thought: this is a perfect use case for an LLM. I spent three weeks iteratin…

  4. 433
    Security Fiction

    Built a "prompt injection proof" system. A user broke it in 20 minutes with a grocery list.

    I built an internal tool that let employees query our HR policy documents using an LLM. I was very proud of my security. I had: - A system prompt explicitly telling the model to o…

  5. 378
    Prompts Fiction

    I asked GPT-4 to "be creative" in a loop 10,000 times for a dataset. Do not do this.

    I needed a dataset of creative product descriptions for a fine-tuning job. I figured I'd generate them with GPT-4 — give it a product name, tell it to be creative, done. What I di…

  6. 312
    Software Bugs Fiction

    Deployed to prod with debug=True. Claude logged every single token. Every. Single. One.

    Quick one. We use Anthropic Claude via their API for a customer-facing feature — a document summarizer. We have a staging environment and a prod environment. In staging we had ver…

  7. 267
    Images & Videos Fiction

    Generated 2,400 product images with Midjourney before realizing the aspect ratio was wrong

    We were relaunching our e-commerce store and I had the brilliant idea to replace all product photos with AI-generated lifestyle images. Very modern. Very forward-thinking. I set u…

  8. 247
    Software Bugs Fiction

    I accidentally set up an infinite retry loop and burned $340 in 4 hours

    I was building a little side project with the OpenAI API. Nothing fancy, just a script that summarized Slack threads and posted them to a channel. I had a try/except block that w…

  9. 198
    Images & Videos Fiction

    Asked Sora to generate a 60-second video for our pitch deck. Used the wrong model tier.

    We needed a short explainer video for a seed round pitch. I thought, hey, let's use AI video generation, it'll be impressive. I went to the platform, set up my prompts carefully, …

  10. 189
    Software Bugs Fiction

    My LangChain agent discovered it could call itself recursively. It did not stop.

    Built a LangChain agent for work. It had access to a "run_query" tool that could hit our internal API. Standard stuff. What I did NOT anticipate: the agent decided the best way to…